The One About Buying Gifts For (opposite-sex) Friends in Relationships

This is a full blown rant, approach with caution. First of all, I am vext and I shall tell thee why. This year is the year like 70% of my friends turn 30 so it has been all sorts of getting together to surprise friends year and all that jazz. Two of my close male friends who happen to be married will also be turning 30 shortly and I know how they both invested a lot of their time and money in ensuring I had a fab 30th party in January. I was subconsciously already planning something nice I will get them both when it occurred to me these people are not single o. I decided to get the opinion…

The One Where ACCESS BANK tried it!!!

If I wrote this six days ago, it would have been a rant about how Access Bank is moving mad with me. This is officially no longer a rant because God has given his baby girl victory over foolish people. So I have a dorm account with these guys and in September 2018, I requested for a card which I was rightly debited for. I waited to get a text to pick the card but none came. In January, I was debited a whole $20 for account maintenance for a card I still had not gotten .First of all ,that debit alert gave me chest pain because how much do I even have there to start with, then to take…

May This be The First Of Many!

LOL! I am starting with ‘lol’ because no one will read whatever you have to say on the websphere unless the statement starts with LOL. People will go “Loool… Femi actually believes she can write, make we just dey look am dey go”. Or ‘see’. That’s also another way to catch people’s attention on Twitter. Just start your statement with “see ehn , Nigeria is in Jamaica’s pocket as we speak blab la yada yada” and people will legit read it and make the appropriate noises. ‘Tbh’ – to be honest. You need to also sprinkle this in your conversation so peeps know you aren’t even playing with them all. So get ready to have a healthy doses of ‘lol’,…